How to Get Action while Your Kids Are Home from COVID-19

Let’s face it—this COVID-19 thing is a real downer on our sex lives. I don’t know about you, but I can no longer tell the difference between Tuesday and Sunday. And that’s not to say we have a specific “sex day” of the week. Rather, it’s about privacy.

Suddenly, the kids are ALWAYS around. Normally, they have to get their asses out of the house and off to school. Now it’s like a never-ending spring break—and it’s cramping my style.

Fathers Used to Give Sage Wisdom

I don’t know about you, but when I was a kid, the men in my life provided sage wisdom. Whether it was my grandfather, father, a neighbor, or even my first boss, they always had some quip or short saying that really summed up a life lesson. A couple of examples include, “don’t pee into the wind,” or “treat others the way you want to be treated.”

Even as an adult, I find myself pondering some of the meaning or the story that triggered the saying.

However, as a dad, I find I rarely say anything other than bullshit common sense stuff that shouldn’t need saying in the first place. Here are my top 5 categories of brilliant shit I have yelled at my children.